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• I am NOT interested in:
  • Increasing or decreasing ANYTHING.
  • Having more or less of ANYTHING.
  • Cheep or ANY drugs.
  • A new Job or Career.
  • Any investments.
  • Buying your product or idea.
• I do NOT open or read the above types of email
  • I do charge a $5.00 USD per email for a disposal fee for any unwanted or unrequested email.
• If I do not reply to your email
  • (strike 1) consider that my request to be removed from your email list NOW!
  • (strike 2) expect the offending email,
    • to be turned over to
      • FTC
      • FCC
      • FBI
      • Homeland Security
      • My State Senitor
      • My Congressman
    • For thier attention of your issues!
  • (strike 3) Turned over to
    • A collection agency
    • A Lawyer
  • for restitution of assesed fees.